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According to Mistress Den...

Mistress Den :
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English maistresse, from Middle French, from Old French, feminine of maistre master -- more at MASTER
1 : a woman who has power, authority, or ownership: as a : the female head of a household b : a woman who employs or supervises servants c : a woman who is in charge of a school or other establishment d : a woman of the Scottish nobility having a status comparable to that of a master
2 a chiefly British : a female teacher or tutor b : a woman who has achieved mastery in some field
3 : something personified as female that rules, directs, or dominates <when Rome was mistress of the world>

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English denn; akin to Old English denu valley, Old High German tenni threshing floor
1 : the lair of a wild usually predatory animal
2 a (1) : a hollow or cavern used especially as a hideout (2) : a center of secret activity b : a small usually squalid dwelling

A person seen in the role of leader or protector of a group

Greetings from the Mistress Den of Gripe… I am the all seeing, the all powerful maistre master. Gripes visionary of the future, the Enchantress of your sexual thoughts and desires and minister of the potions for your spiritual health and well being…

Prepare to be enlightened as I dominate your every sense while my minions of wisdom serve you at my leisure.

My mission is to share the experiences of life as I have either partaken of, in one manner or another, or have been privy too in the hope that it will assist you in your own personal journey of life as you know it. It is with such enlightenment that I, the Mistress of your destiny, present such knowledge to you so that you may have a better understanding of the inner thoughts and needs of the multiple individuals around you of whom many are not as fortunate as I to have been blessed with such phenomenal incite in the matters of life as we know it. Listen and heed my advice my children and you too can not only partake of the secrets of the universe, but bask in its infinite blessings as I do…